-I’m slick with observing.
I just love a female’s rump, one big, thick & juicy
But not when it jiggles & shakes about too loosely
I see myself settling for one way smaller in size
It’s more to a person than what meets the eyes
But I do like rumps especially when they standout
I sometimes can’t help but to dribble at the mouth
I’m slick with observing, I’ve got to be discreet
Or else many would know I’m some type of freak
Wear those short shorts, girl let me see you jump
I’m sorry if you’re offended by my love for the rump
I speak for myself & I probably do for many others
Now you know the truth…
I’m Just Your Avid Rump Lover
By: W. Lyric
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Tags: Poetry, Written Lyric Poetry, Poem, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Baby Got Back, Big Butts, voluptuous, well endowed